Thursday, 24 January 2013

Funny Friendship Quotes

 
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.


Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.


Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy."
 

''You can row old and saggy and baggy and slow, take to spectacles and dentures and develop a Widow's Hump.
But to your friend you are just as you were in the last year at school.''


We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.


''Ah, how good it feels!
The hand of an old friend.''


A good book is the precious life-blood of a master spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose to a life beyond life.''


Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.


I shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where,
For so swiftly it flew the sight
Could not follow it in its flight,
I breathed a song into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where,
For who has sight so keen and strong,
That it can follow the flight of song?
Long long afterward in an oak,
I found the arrow still unbroke,
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.


A good book is the best of friends the same today and for ever.''


''If the first law of friendship is that it has to be cultivated the second law is to be indulgent when the first law has been neglected.''


"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street."
 

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately."


When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'


Sleep is good, death is better but of course the best thing would be never to have been born at all.


A book is a success when people ho haven't read it pretend they have.''


It is as natural to die as to be born and to a little infant perhaps the one is painful as the other.


 ''Remember the old saying a friend in need is a damned nuisance.''


What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
And such are little boys made of.


''How much easier to make pets of our friends weaknesses than to put up with their strengths.''


''A friend that isn't in need is a friend indeed.''


''He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.''


The smiles and tears of boyhood's years.


''Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.''


A boy is of all wild beasts the most difficult to manage.''


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