Saturday, 22 February 2014

Adult Funny Jokes

Adult Funny Jokes


Jaj mulzim say mery khyal mein is sazish mein tumhara bhi hath hai
Mulzim lekin janab jub ye waqia ronma hwa
Is waqt mery dono hath jaib mein thay.
 

Jaj nay mulzim say pocha tum nay akley chori ki?
Tu mulzim nay jawab diya haan janab
Is dor mein bhrosay ka admi kaha milta hai
 
Aik chor dusray din jail say raha honay wala tha
Is kay sathi qadi nay is say pocha
Tum jail say raha ho kar sab say pehla kaam kya kro gay?
Chor nay kaha mein aik tarch kharido ga
Kyun kay pechli dafa mein nay andhre mein
Bajli kay bajay radio ka button on kar diya tha.
Jaj mulzim say thumien phansi ki saza di jati hai
Mulzim is zilat say mout bhtar hai.
Jaj mulzim say tum nay aik raat mein 5 gharo
mein choriya kar dailen
Mulzim bachpan say hi mehnti hun.
Aik larka bhaga bhaga aik sipahi kay pass poncha
Our bola santri ji jaldi kary aik aadmi mery walid ko mar raha hai
Sipahi nay ja kar in dono ko alag kiya tu malom hwa kay
Dono kafi dair say larr ray thay.
Sipahi nay larky say pocha tum nay pehlay kyun nhn btya?
Pehlay mery walid sahib is aadmi ko mar rahy thay
Larky nay jawab diya.
Aik orat nay  thnay mein raport darj karty hwy kaha
Aik saal ho gya hai mera beta aloo khrdeny  gya
Our abhi taq wapis nhn aya
Thanedaar nay kaha mohtrma
Aap aloo ko chode koi sabzi paka lay.
Jaj mulzim say tum nay wakeel kay ghar say raqam kyun chori ki?
Mulzim masumat say ta kay fees ada kar sako.
Phnasi ki saza say qabal jaj nay mujrim say pocha
Aap ki akhri khwish kya hai?
Mujrim aam khnay ko ji chehta hai
Jaj lekin ajkal tu aam nhn hotay
Mujrim janab mein aamo kay mosam ka intzar kar leta hun
New qaidi  nay purnay qaidi say pocha
Kya tumhra koi rishtadaar jail mein mulaqat karny nhn ata?
Purna qaidi bola ary mein qismat wala hum
Kay mery sab rishtadaar yehin rehtay hai.
Aik chor kisi ghar mein chori ki niyat say dakhil hwa
Our malik makan kay takiye kay nechay chabiya tlsh karny laga
Malik ki ankh khul gai kamre mein andhra tha
Malik nay pocha kon hai?
Chor nay mun say billi ki awaz nakli miau
Malik nay phr pocha kon hai?
Chor phir bola miau
Malik nay tesri bar gusay say kaha
Mein pochta hun kon hai?
Chor bhi isi trha zra gusay say bola
Batya tu hai................billi hun.
Thanedaar dhyati say jub tumhare ghar chori hui tu kya waqt tha?
Dhyati janab bari mushkil ka waqt tha.
Aik chor aik ghar mein chori kay liye ghusa
Is nay ghar kay malik say pocha
Bato sona kaha hai
Malik bola pora ghar para hai
Jaha chehy so jao.
Aik shrabi bass mein swar hwa tu aik musfir naq mun chrha kar bola
Tum seedhy jhnam mein jao gay
Shrabi chla kar bola rako rako
Mein glat bas mein swar ho gya hun.
Police officer kya waja hai kay tum nay ab taq
Is daku ko griftar nhn kiya?
Spaihi janab wo hum say boht darta hai
Jub bhi hum ise packrnay ki koshish karty hai
Wo kehin chup jata hai.
 

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