Thursday, 6 February 2014

Entertainment For Kids

 Entertainment For Kids

 
 Friendship Jokes
Pehla Dost Kamzor Nazar Waly Dost Se,
 Tum Ainak Na Pehna Kro,
 Tum Ainak Pehan Kr Bandar Lagty Ho. 
 Kamzor Nazar Wala Dost:
 Agr Mein Ainak Utar Dun
 Tu Phr Tum Mujy Bandar Lagty Ho.
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Interesting Jokes
Bhkari baba Khuda ke naam par kuch date jao
Rah geer: Thumare pas das rup ka khula ho ga
Bhkari ji haan baba ji
Rah geer: tu phlay ise khrach kar lo.
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Baap  ny apne baty sy kaha
Tujhy shram nhn ati 5class mein prhta hai
Our hasab mein 50 mein sirf 0 number lata hai?
Bachy nay kaha nhn Papa mein hasab mein boht paka hun
Master khwa makhwa kam num dety hai
Is pr baap ny pocha
Acha bato aik our aik kitna hota hai?
Ye sun kar bachy ny jawab diya.
Hum abhi is sabaq par nhn ponchy. 
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Pehla femi: Yaar mein jaha jata hun tum mery sath hoty ho
Dusra femi: Tum jidhr bi jao gy mein thumare peche aoo ga
Pehla femi: Agr mein lahore jao tu?
Dusra femi: Mein bhi  thumare peche chala aoo ga
 Pehla femi: Agr mein drya mein chlang laga dun tu?
Dusra femi: Mein bahir bath kr thumara intazar karo ga.
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Wife apne husband sy tum mujy asa pyar nhn karty
Jesa shahrukh khan  apni filmon mein kajol say krta hai
Husband wo pyar kar nay  kay 10 crore leyta hai
Our thumare baap ny mujy aj taq 10 rupee bhi nhn diye.
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Pehla femi mery pait mein dard ho raha hai
Jaa kar mery liye sir dard ki goli lay aoo.
Dusra femi Yaar mera bazo tut gya hai
Mein kasy ja  sakta hun nasir sy kaho lay aye
Nasir magar yaar mein tu gounga hun
Mein dukan par jaa kar kya kaho ga.
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Jaj mulzim say
Tum nay wakeel kay ghar say raqam kyun chori ki?
Mulzim masumat say ta kay fees ada kar sako.
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