Thursday, 6 February 2014

Friendship Jokes


Friendship Jokes
 
Do Dost Nichle darjay Ke Aik Hotal Mein Ponchy
Our Qayam Ke Liye Kamra Dekhna Chaha

Waitar Ne Unhien Le Ja Kar Aik Kamra Dakhiya
Aik Dost Ne Haqrat Se Kamre Ka Jaziya Lety Hwy Pocha

Kya Karya Hai Is Darbe Ka............?

Aik Murghe Ke Liye 100 Rupe ......
Do(2)  Murgho Ke Liye (150) Rupe..........
Waitar Ne Modbana Andaz Mein Jawab Diya.

Aik Dost Ne Apne Dost Se Kaha
Doctor Ne Operation Ke Bad Batya
Ke Esfanj Ka Aik Tukra Mere Pait Mein Rah Gaya Hai.
Dusray Dost Ne Aankhen Herat Se Phlaty Hwy Kaha
Phr Tu Thumien Boht Taqlef Hoti Ho Gi?
Taqleef Tu Itni Zayda Nhn Hai............
Magar Pyas Boht Lagti Hai.
Phlay Dost Ne Jawab Diya.
Pehla Dost: Jub Suit Pehan Kr Sabzi Leny Jata Hun
Tu Dukan Dar Mujy Sabzi Mehngi Deta Hai.
Jub Phata
Hwa Qurta Pehan Kar Jata Hun Tu Sabzi Susti Mil Jati Hai.
Dusra Dost: Hath Mein Aik Payla Le Kar Jaya Kro
Phr Sabzi Muft Mil Jaye Gi.
Aik Aadmi Ne Apne Dost Se Kaha
Kal Mein Ne Dakha
Ke Sarak Pr Aik Mard Aik Aurat Ko Mar Raha Hai.
Mein Ne Is Se Kaha
Shram Nhn Ati Buzdal Hi Auraton Pr Haath Uthtay Hai.
Agr Marad Ho Tu Kisi Marad Se Larro.
Dost Ne Pocha Phr Kya Hwa?

Is Aadmi Ne JAwab Diya.
Jub Mein Hosh Mein Aya Tu Dekha Ke Haspatal Mein Hun.
Do Dost Trafic Ke Hadsay Mein Zakhmi Ho Kar Haspatal Ponche.
Pehly Ki Marham Pati Hui
Is Ne Boht Shor
Shrba Kya Roya Dhoya
Dusray Ne Khumshi Se Pati Karni Shru Kar Di
Doctor: Wah Kitny Bhdar Aadmi Ho
Khmushi Se Pati Kara Rehy Ho.
Wo Marez : Asal Mein Apne Sathi Ki Chukho-o-Pukar Se Dar Kr
Apni Zakhmi Tang Ki Bajy
Sahheh Tang Pr
Pati Kara Raha Hun
 
Pehla Dost Kamzor Nazar Waly Dost Se
Tum Ainak Na Pehna Kro
Tum Ainak Pehan Kr Bandar Lagty Ho.
Kamzor Nazar Wala Dost:
Agr Mein Ainak Utar Dun
Tu Phr Tum Mujy Bandar Lagty Ho.

 
Aik Dost Dusray Dost Se Tum Kab Uthtey Ho?
Dusra Dost: Jub Muj Par Suraj Ki Pehli Kirn Parti Hai..
Pehla Dost: Is Ka Mutlab Hai Tum Subha Saverey Uth Jaty Ho.
Dusra Dost: Mery Kamray Ki Kharkiya Maghrib Ki Traf Hai.
Do Dost Kisi Dusray Mulk Sair Karny Gaye.
Jub Wo Wapis Aye Tu Dono Sair Ka Hall Bayan Karny Lage.
Pehla Dost: Bola Mein Hotel Mein Tehra Hwa Tha.
Is Hotel Ka Amla Itna Tez Tha
Ke Aik Sham Ko Mein Phone Kr Ke Do Anday Mangwany Ka Ardar Diya.
Jis Aadmi  Ne Mera Phone Suna Tha
Wo Kehny Laga Aap Reciver Rakhy
Aap Ke Samnay Anday Hazir Ho Ge.
Jasy Hi Mein Ne Phone Ka Reciver Rakha
Our Peechay Mur Kr Dekha Tu Anday Hazir Thay,
Dusra Dost: Ye Koi Khas Baat Nhn Hai
Jis Hotel Mein Mein Tehra Tha Is Ka Amla Itna Tez Tha
Ke Aik Din
Mein Ne Phone Kr Ke Aik Cock Mangwany Ka Ardar Diya
Tu Aadmi Kehny Laga Aap Reciver Se Mun Lagay Cock Aa Rahi Hai.
Do Gappi Apis Mein Batien Kar Rahy Thay.
Aik Ne Kaha.
Aik Dafa Mein Itne Thanday Mulk Mein Gaya.

Jaha Mom Bati Ki Aag Jam Jati Thi. 
Dusray Ne Kaha Choro Yaar!
Aik Dafa Mein Itney Barfani Mulk Mein Gaya
Jaha Mun Se Bataien Krty Waqt Awaz Ke Bajaye Baraf Ke Golay Bahir Atey Thay.
Phir In Baraf Ke Golo Ko Garam Karty Tab Kehien Ja Kr Baat Ki Sumjh Ati Thi.
Aik Kanjus Aadmi Ne
Apne Halat Se Tang Aa Kar Khudkushi Ka Ardha Kiya.
Our Apne Dost Ko Khat Bhi Likh Diya.
Mein Halat Se Tang Aa Kar Khudkushi Kar Raha Hun.
Dusray Dost Ki Chnd Din Bad Sarak Par Is Se Mulqat Ho Gai.
Wo Herat Se Bola bhai Tum Khudkushi Karny Waly The?
Kanjus Bola.
Han Yaar...... Ardha Tu Tha....
Lekin Isi Roz Zeher Ki Qeemt Kuch Gir Gai.
Mein Ne Socha Qeemt  Zara Our Niche Aa Jaye
Tu Phr Khudkushi Kro Ga.
 
Aik Shakhs Ne Apne Dost Se Kaha.
Yaar Baz Oqat Bewakoof Bhi Achi Batain Kiya Karty Hai.
Dost Ne Foran Kaha.
Aap Ne Boht Achi Baat Kahi.
Kisi Bewakoof Ko Rasaty Mein Aina Para Hwa Mila.
Is Ne Utha Kar Dekha Tu Ise Apni Shakal NAzar Ayi
Is Ne
Aina Wohi Rakh Diya
Our Bola Bhai Sahib Maaf  Kijiy ga
Mujy Molam Nhn Tha Ke Ye Aap Ka Hai.

 
Aik Kund Zehan Ne Apne Sathi Ke Samne Shakhi Baghri
Allah Ne Mujy Do Cheezien Boht Achi Di Hai.
Sathi Ne Pocha Bhala Kon Si?
Shakhi Khor: Aik Tu Hafza Boht Acha Diya Hai
Our Dusari .... Our Dusari.
Sathi Dusari Kya?
Kund Zehan Ne Sharminda Ho Kar Kaha Dusari Yaad Nhn Rehti.
Aik Dost Ne Dusary Dost Se Pocha.
Bato Gadha Gari Our Car Mein Kya Fark Hota Hai.
Dost (Zra Soch Kar) Gadha Gari Mein Gadha Bahir Hota Hai.
Aik Aadmi (Dusary Se)
Yaar Aaj Meri Salgra Hai.
Is Liye Mein Nahna Chehta Hun.
Dusra: Tum Kya Har Salgra Par Nahtay Ho
Abhi Peechley Saal Tu Nahye Thay.
Pehla: Bhai Kya Karo Saf Suthra Rehnay Ki Aadat Jo Par Gai Hai.
Do Dost Kehin Ja Rahy Thay.
Unhno Ne Aik Oont Ko Dekha.
Pehlay Ne  Kaha:
Dekho Oont Ke Mun Se Doodh Niqal Raha HAi.
Dusray Ne Kaha
Nhn Wo Toothpaste Laga Raha Hai.
Aik Sahib Ne Apne Dost Se Kaha
Mein Tu Apne Bate Se Ajiz Aa Gaya Hun.
Rozna 100 Rupe Mangta Hai.
Dost Ne Herat Se Pocha
Aakhir Wo Har Roz 100 Rupee Krta Kya Hai.
Pehla Shakhs Bola.
Ye Tu Mujhy Pata Nhn
Q Kay Mein Ny Isay Aaj Tak 100 Rupee Diye Hi Nhn.
Aik Aadmi Bazar Se Guzar Raha Tha.
Aik Tasveer isay Boht Pusand Ayi.
Tasveer Kisi Bhudar Sphai Ki
Nazar Aa Rai Thi.
Is Ne Dukndar Se Pocha.
Kitnay Ki Hai.
Dukndar Ne Kaha 500 Rupee ki
Is Aadmi Ke Pass 450 Rupee thay
Wo Wapis Ghar Chala Gaya
Our Dusary Din Phr Is Dukan Par Poncha
Tu
Wo Tasveer Bik Chuki Thi.
Aik Roz Wo Apne Dost Ke Ghar Poncha
Tu Dekha Ke Wohi Tasveer Hall Mein Tangi Hai.
Is Ne Dost Se Pocha.
Ye Tasveer Kis ki Hai?
Dost Ne Kaha.
Humary Aik Buzrag Ki Hai.
Is Par Is Aadmi Ne Kaha 50Rupee Kam Par Gye The
Warna Ye
Humare Buzrag Hotay.
 
Aik Dost Dusary Se
Tum Kis Din Paida Hwy?
Dusra Dost: Itwar Waly Din.
Pehla Dost: Chal Jhotay Is Din Tu Chutti Thi.
Aik Larka (Apne Dost Se)
Mere Abu Itne Bhudar Hai
Jasy Shair, Tandrust  Aasy Jasy Hathi
Our Aankhen
  Bulkul Aqaab Ki Traha.
Dusra Larka:
Acha Tu Agr Hum Unhien Dekhna Chehy Tu Ticket Lena Pary Ga?
Aik Dost (Dusray Se)
Raat Mein Ne Aik Drona Khwab Dekha
Ke Jasy Kisi Ne Mujh Par Goli Chali Hai.
Mein
Nind Se Utha Our Aina Dekha
Tu Mere Mun Par Aik Bara  Sorakh Tha.
Dusra Dost (Heran Ho Kar) Phr Kya Hwa?
Phela Dost: Mein Ne Apna Mun Bund Kr Liya
Or Sorakh Gayib Ho Gya.
Aik Dost: (Apne Shair Dost Se)
Suna Hai Tum In Dono Apni Yaad dashte Likh Rahe Ho?
Shair: Ye Baat Drust Hai.
Dost: Tu Kya Tum Is Maqam Par Ponch Gaye Ho
Jub Tum Ne Mujh Se Do Saal Phaly 600 Rupee Udhar Liye
Thay?
 
Pehla Dost: Mein 6 Mehney Se Apna Wazan Kam Karny Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hun
Our Rozna Wazan Krny
Wali Maschine Se Wazan Check Krta Hun.
Dusra Dost: Tu Phr Wazan Kam Hwa?
Pehla Dost: Haan Maschine Ka Wazan Aik Pond Kam Ho Gaya.
Do Dost Apis Mein Lar Pary
Aik Ne Dusray Ko Boht Zor Dar Thpar Mara.
Jis Ko thpar Laga Is Ne Pocha Ke
Tum Ne Ye Thpar Mazak Mein Mara Hai.
Ya Gusay Mein.
Pehla Dost Bola Boht Gusay Se
Dusra Bola, Shukar Hai Mazak Mein Nhn Mara
Our Na Mein Asa Mazak Bardshat Nhn Krta.
 
Aik Dost (Dusary Se)
Yaar Tum Ne Kachwa Q Pala Hai?
Dusra Dost: Mein Ne Suna Hai
Ke Kachwe Ki Umar 150 Saal Hoti Hai
Mein Tajriba Kar Raha Hun Ke Ye Baat
Such Hai Ya Nhn.
Aik Dost (Dusray Se) Tum Hwai Jahaz Se Safar Q Nhn Krte?
Dura Dost: Is Liye Ke Mujy Marne Se Dar Lagta Hai.
Pehla Dost: Thumien Bulkul Nhn Drna Chehy. 
Aadmi isi Waqt Marta Hai Jub Is Ki Mout Ka Waqt Ata Hai.
Dusra Dost: Fraz Kro Ke Mein Hwai JAhaz Mein Safar Kar Raha Hun
Mere Marne Ka Waqt Tu Nhn Ata
Lekin
Pailat Ke Marne Ka Waqt Aa Jaye Tu Phr Kya Kro Ga?
 
Aik Dost Ne Dusray Se Pocha:
Sunao Thumari Gharelu Zindagi Kasi Guzar Rahi Hai?
Dusray Dost Ne Kaha:
Drsal Hum Jamhuriat Pusand Hai, Preshni Se Bacney Ke liye
Hum Ne Mukhtalif Shobe
Apis Mein Taqsem Kr Rakhe Hai,
Meri Bivi Wazir e Kharja Hai,
Saas Wazir-e-Jang,
susar Ke Pas Amore-e- Khraja Hai,

Sali Wazir-e-itlat
Jub Ke Wazir e dakhla Mere Sale Sahib Hai.
Ye Sun Kr Pahle Dost Ne Pocha:
Is Ka Mutlab Hai Tum Khud Wazir e azam Ho.
Dusray Ne Nafi Mein Sir Halya
Our Kaha Mein Ghareeb awam Hun.
Aik Dost  (Dusray Se) Tum Kis Waqt So Kar Uthtey Ho?
Dusra Dost: Ju Hi Suraj Ki Pehli Kirn Meri Kharki Ke Rastey Kamre Mein Dakhil Hoti Hai
Meri Aankh Khul Jati
Hai.
Pehla Dost: Is KA Mutlab Hai
Ke Tum Subha Savrey Uth Jate Ho?
Dusra Dost: Nhn Meri Kharki Magrib Ki Traf Khulti Hai.
3 Dost Gappy Laga Rahe Thay.
Pehla Dost: Kal Mein Jungal Mein Gaya
mein NeTeen Shair Dakhe
Mein in ko Aik Line Mein Khara Kiya
Our
Goli Mar Di Wo 3no Hi Wohi Mar Gaye.
Dusra Dost: Kal Mein Jungal Mein Gaya
Tu Mein Ne Do Shair Khare Dakhe
Mein Ne unhen Bandoq Dakhi Tu
Wo Wohi Mar Gaye.
3 Dost: Kal Mein Ne Jangal Mein Aik Shair Dekha
Mein Ne Is Se Kaha Tum Jangal Ke Badsha Hone Ke
Bawjood
Nange Pao Phr Rahe Ho, Wo Wohi Shram Ke Mare  Mar Gaye.
 
3 Dost Apis Mein Batain Kar Rahe Thay.
Aik Dost Ne Kaha:
Mery Abu Ki Gari Patrol e Chlati Hai.
Is Baat Pr Dusray Dost Ne Kaha
Mere Abu Ki Gari
tu Diesel Se Chlati Hai.
3Dost Kehne Laga
Ye Tu Kuch Bhi Nhn

Aap Ko Pata Hai
Mery Abu Ki Gari Tu Danday Par Chlati Hai

Is Baat Par Baqi Dono Dost Heran Hwe
Our Pochne Lage Thumare Abu Ke Pas Asi
Kon Si Gari Hai
 Jo Danday Se Chlati Hai. 
Tab 3 Dost Ne Kaha Mere Abu Ke Pass Gadha Gari Hai.
 
Do Dost Mahle Se Guzar Rahe The
Jub Wo Aik Makan Ke Samne Se Guzre
Tu Pehle Dost Ne Kaha Ke Mein
Ne Suna Hai
Ke Is Makan Mein Jin Rehte Hai.
Dusray Ne Kaha Pata Nhn
Aao Chal Ke Dakhte Hai.

Jub Unho Ne Drwaze Par Dastak Di
Tu Aik Aadmi Niqla Tu Unho ne Pocha
Ke Hum Ne Suna Hai Ke Is Makan Mein Jin
Rehty Hai
Is Ne Kaha Mujy Kiya Malom
Mujy Tu Mare Hwe Das(10) Saal Ho Chuke Hai.
 

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