Monday, 17 February 2014

Funny husband and wife jokes

Funny husband and wife jokes


Husband ne wife se kaha
Ye koi sari hai mujy tu zabra ki khal mulom hoti hai
Is ka print dekh kr hansi nhn rukti.
is par bivi ne kaha
Aap ki hansi abhi ruk jaye gi zra table ki draz se sari ka bill tu lana.
Wife nayi sarhi ky liye zid kr rahi thi
Husband ny sumhjya
Naik bakht thumari almari sarh'o sy bhari pari hai
Yunhi  khwa mkhwa pesy zaiya krny ka kya fadiya?
Bivi ny uthlty hwy kaha wo sab mehlay waliyo  ny dakh rakhi hai
Acha miya ny kaha chalo phr yun krty hai ky mahla badl lety hai.
 
Bivi Husband sy ary suna hai ap ny humara muna chlany laga hai
Husabnd  kab say?
Bivi 8 roz sy
Husabnd ary phr tu wo boht dur niql gya ho ga.
Wife  apne husband se kehti ha
Wife: pichlay saal eid mei aap ne meri ammi ko lohay ki kursi di thi,
is dafa kia dene ka irada hai?
Husband: iss dafa lohay ki kursi mei current chorne ka irada hai.
Husband wife say tum mairi kitni izzat kerti ho?
Wife main aap ki bohat izzat kerti hun
Husband agar main chaarpai per baitha hun to tum kia karo gi?
Wife main peerhi per baith jaun gi.
Husband agar main peerhi per baith gia to?
Wife phir main farsh per baith jaun gi.
Husband agar main farsh per baith gia to phir?
Wife main zameen main soraakh nikal ker us main baith jaun gi.
Husband agar main us soraakh main baith gia to phir?

Wife mein uper say sorakh band kr dun gi
Wife mein bazar ja rahi hun
Mujy 50 rupee ki zurart hai
Husband gusay sy tumhen rupee ki nhn aqal ki zurart hai
Wife aap sy wohi cheez mangi jo ap ky pass mojood nhn.
Husband  meri latari  lagi tu tum kya kro gi
Wife adhy pase lay kar apny makey chali jao gi
Husband 100 ki lagi hai
Ye lo 50 aur  niqal shabash!
Husband apni wife ko english sikha raha tha
Wife dopahar mein diner lay lo ji
Husband jahil ye diner nhn lunch hai
Wife jahil ho gay tum ye raat ka bacha hwa khana hai.
Wife apne husband sy tum mujy asa pyar nhn karty
Jesa shahrukh khan  apni filmon mein kajol say krta hai
Husband wo pyar kar nay  kay 10 crore leyta hai
Our thumare baap ny mujy aj taq 10 rupee bhi nhn diye.
Husband our wife market ja rahy thay
Tu aik faqeer ny kaha shehzadi 5rupee day do andha hun
Husband day do thumen shehzadi kah raha hai
Zurar andha ho ga.
Wife tum sari duniya mein bhi muj jasi dhondo gay
 Tu dusari nhn milay gi
Husband tum kya sumjhti ho
Mein dusari bhi tum jasi dhondo ga
Haad ho gayi.
Wife mein ny kaha ji tum mujh say kitni mohabbat karty ho?
Husband itni mohabbat jitni sahjhan ko mumtaz say thi
Wife oh suchi khushi say tu kya tum mery marny kay bad
Taj mahal bhi banwo gay?
Husband meri jaan mein ny tu plat bhi khreed liya hai
Aab thumari traf say hi w8 hai.

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