Sunday, 16 February 2014

Funny Lateefay in Urdu

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Funny lateefay in urdu
 

Aik larka:  mera bhai pani ky andar 5mint taq rah sakta hai
Dusra larka: wah ye konsi bari baat hai
Mery khalo tu pani mein adha ghanta rah skta hai
Tessra lraka: wp kon sa teer marty thy teen mehney hwy
Mery mamo ny draya mein gota lagya tha abhi  taq bahir nhn niqly.


Bivi nayi sarhi ky liye zid kr rahi thi
Miya ny sumhjya
Naik bakht thumari almari sarh'o sy bhari pari hai
Yunhi  khwa mkhwa pesy zaiya krny ka kya fadiya?
Bivi ny uthlty hwy kaha wo sab mehlay waliyo  ny dakh rakhi hai
Acha miya ny kaha chalo phr yun krty hai ky mahla badl lety hai.
Nokar malik sy aap ny raat ko khwab mein mujhy aik rupa diya tha
Malik khushi sy koi baat nhn jub tnkhwa dun ga aik rupa cat lo ga.
Aik aadmi sark par ghbrya ghbrya sa phir raha tha
Aik larki sy is ny pocha?
Mujhy hospital jany ka short cut baty gi?
Larki nay forr'n kaha wo samny sy jo mor aa rahi hai
Is ky samny khhary ho jaye.
Baap  ny apne baty sy kaha
Tujhy shram nhn ati 5class mein prhta hai
Our hasab mein 50 mein sirf 0 number lata hai?
Bachy nay kaha nhn Papa mein hasab mein boht paka hun
Master khwa makhwa kam num dety hai
Is pr baap ny pocha
Acha bato aik our aik kitna hota hai?
Ye sun kar bachy ny jawab diya.
Hum abhi is sabaq par nhn ponchy.
Malom nhn meri ghari kyun nhn chal rahi hai
Baap ny kaha
Ghari ko safai ky liye ghari saz ky paas ly jao
Maa ny kaha
Nhnh papa choti beti boli
Mein in ghario ky bary mein boht kuch janti hun
Isi liye aj subha mein ny aap ki ghari bhi khol kar achi trha saban sy doh dali.
Aik aadmi ny sunar sy kaha
Aap ny jo angotti Meri mangni ky liye bnayi thi isy wapis ly lijye
Sunar ny pocha kyun
Aap ky susral walo ko angotti pusand nhn ayi?
Is par is aadmi ny kaha
Ji angotti tu pusand ayi lekin mein pusand nhn aya.
Chor doctor ky makan mein gohsa tu tajori ky sath dwar par bord  laga tha
Tajori torny ki zurart nhn ye khuli hai
Chor ny yunhi tajori ka handal ghumya tu siran bajny laga
Our wo packra gya
Jub police ly ja rahi thi tu is doctor sy kaha
Insani shrfat par sy mera trust uth gya hai.
Mein ny aik jadugar dakha hai
Jo dakhty hi dakhty hatho mein sy rupee gayib kr deta hai
Is chabksati ky liye jadugar hona zurari nhn hai
Meri bivi bhi ye kaam bari safai sy kr jati hai.
Bivi Husband sy aray suna hai ap ny humara muna chlany laga hai
Husabnd  kab say?
Bivi 8 roz sy
Husabnd ary phr tu wo boht dur niqal gya ho ga.



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