Monday, 10 February 2014

Interesting Jokes

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Interesting Jokes
 
 
Aik boht hi kanjus aadmi apni gari mein apne driver ke hamrha kehinn ja raha tha.
Ke singal par jub gari ruki tu is kanjus aaddmi ko mong phali ka aik dana nazr aya.
Kanjus ne w dna utha liya.
Our is mein se adha khud kahya aur adha driver ko dy kar kaha.
Humare sath raho gy tu isi tarha aish karoge.
 
Aik bhkari ne aik kahton se pocha?
Mujy kuch khane ko mil sakta hai
Kahton ne pocha kal ka salan kah lo gye?
Bhkari bola. ji haan koi harj nhn
Kahton ne kaha. acha tu phr kal aa jana



 
Aik dukan par mitti ka tail lene ke liye log jama the.
Dukan abhi khuli nhn thi
Itne mein ail dubla patla aadmi aya our qatar mein sab se agye ja kar khra ho gya.
Waha aik mota aadmi tha is ne ise peche dahkel diya.
Wo peche ja kar khra hwa tu ise waha se naqal diya gya.
Tang ak is aadmi ne kaha
Bewakoof'o Muje agye jane nhn do gye tu dukan kon kohle ga?
 
Aik dost (dusre se) yaar larna kuch asi zyada buri baat nhn
Shrat ye ke aap aqal mundi our zahnat se lare.
Dusra dost wo tu thik hai lekin ye zurari tu nhn
Ke har bar larne ke liye aap ko apne se kamzor aadmi mil jaye.

 
Aik sahib ne dusre se pocha?
Ue aap apni chatri mein sorakh kyun kar rahe ho?
Ta ke pata chal jaye barish ruk gai hai ya nhn
Dusre ne jawab diya.
 
Riaz ne hamid se pocha?
Tum murgi kyun oball rahe ho?
Tu hamid ne kaha
Is liye ke ye uble hwe ande day.
 
Aik bhkari ne makan ke darwaze par dastak de kar kaha
Allah ke naam par roti de do
Andar se orat ki awaz ayi
Sahib ghar par nhn hai
Bhkari bola. mein ne roti mangi hai sahib nhn manga.
 
Football ke do khiladi batain kar rahe he
Aik bola
Aik din mein ne football itni unchi phenki  ke pore do ghnate bad wapis ayi
Dusra dost bola.
Ye tu kuch bhi nhn hai
Mein ne aik football itna uncha phenka ke wo do din ke bad wapis ayi
Our is ke sath aik prachi bhi thi jis par likha tha
Ye football aindha chand pr na aye.
 
Aik sycle swar pando shar mein traffic singal tor kar guzra
Police wale ne bhag kr ise packra ourpocha
Tum ne singal kyun tora?
Pando ghbra kr bola. janab qasam le lejye
Mein ne ap ke singal ko hath taq nhn lagya
Pata nhn kase tot  gya.

Aik shakhs ne motapay se tang aa kr khudkushi kar li
Our wo bach gya
Jub is ko hosh aya tu is ne pass khraye hwe doctor se pocha
Doctor ka mein bach gya hun?
Doctor ne kaha
Haan tum bach gye ho magr jin 3 aadmi'o par gire the wo mar gye hai.
 
Aik dhyati baingan liye ja raha tha
Raste mein is ka dost mil gya
Dost kyun bhai khriyat tu hai?
Dhyati baingan le kar ja raha hun
Dost bache t thk hai?
Dhyati haan ghar ja kar sab ka bhrata bano ga.
 
Aik dhyati ksan ka bata prah likh lr dusre mulk gya.
Kuch arsay ke baad is ne apne baap ko telgram diya
Ke meri family ko yaha bejh dye
Dhyaat mein family ka mutlab koi bhi na sumjh saka
Akhir aik shakhs ne btya
Family razyi yani lehaf hai
Dhyati ne bate ko jawab mein likha
Thumari family ko cohe kah gye hai tum waha se new khreed lo
 
Mailk ne apni secretary ko dant kar pocha
Miss rozi tum oofice der se kyun ayi?
Miss rozi ne jawab diya
Sir aik tojwan mera pecha kar raha tha
Is par mailk ne graj kar kaha
Ye bhi koi waja hai?
Ye sun kr rozi ne kaha
Drsal wo boht dehre dehre chal raha tha.
 
Bhkari baba Khuda ke naam par kuch date jao
Rah geer: Thumare pas das rup ka khula ho ga
Bhkari ji haan baba ji
Rah geer: tu phlay ise khrach kar lo.
 
Aik shakhs ne prando ki dukan par nalyan ka bord latka dekha
Wo dukan mein dakhil hwa our aik totey ki boli lagyi
Boli brhti rahi is liye wo boli brhta gya
Akhir boli is ke naam par khtam ho gai
Jub wo qameet ada kr ke totey ka pingra thame bahir ane laga tu
achnak ise koi khyal aya
Our is dukandar se pocha
Bhai tum ne btya nhn tota bhi bolta hai ya nhn
Dukandar ke bajye totey ne jawab diya
Bewaqoof itni der se thumare muqbale mein boli mein hi tu laga raha tha
Bhkari sahib meri madad kijye
Mera saman ball, bachy, makan, rupe, sab kuch jall gya
Sahib lekin thumare pas is ka koi saboot hai?
Bhkari sabooth bhi tha lekin makan ke sath wo bhi jal gya.
 
Husband ne wife se kaha
Ye koi sari hai mujy tu zabra ki khal mulom hoti hai
Is ka print dekh kr hansi nhn rukti.
is par bivi ne kaha
Aap ki hansi abhi ruk jaye gi zra table ki draz se sari ka bill tu lana.
 
Aik praha likha aadmi apne dhyati dost se mill kr phot phot kr rone laga
Dhyati ne pocha dost kyun rote ho?
Dost ne rote hwe kaha mere bate ka hart fail ho gya hai
Dhyati ne tasli detye hwy kaha
Tu is mein rone ki kya baat hai agle saal pass ho jaye ga.
 
Aik kahil aadmi ne apne dost se kaha
Dekh qudrat kase meri madad krti hai
mujy kuch drkhat katne the ke tofan ne aa kar meri mehnat bacha li
Phir mujy cora cricket ka daher jlana tha bajli gri or wo khud ba khud jal gya
Ye sun kr dost ab kya program hai ap ka?
Is ne jawab diya mujy aloo gajare zameen se nakleni hai isi liye zalzale ka intzar hai.
Aik bacha ami se
Mujy dost ke ghar jana hai
Ami beta sark par se gari guzar jaye tu phr sark par krna
Bacha aik ghante bd ghar aya tu ami ne pocha
Dost ke ghar se boht jladi aa gye ho.
Bcha bola ami abhi taq koi gari hi nhn guzari.
 

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